Friday, April 15, 2011

VIRAL FRIDAY

First, let me say that I'm sorry I have not been keeping up here the last week or two. I have the creeping viral smackdown and it has, and is, kicking my butt.

Second, I should be rich real soon here as I have bought stock in Kleenex. Did you know that you can go through a whole box of Kleenex in one day? That's a LOT of blowing.

Third. I have had so much chicken soup over the past week that I sneezed the other night and I swear that I had feathers come out my nose. I coulda swore that I almost layed an egg. And I have found feathers on my side of the sofa.

Fourth? I went to the clinic and got some good medicine. Now, it is just a matter of getting it down the old wind pipe and up the nose. Did I tell you how much Kleenex I have gone through?

Fifth: Kathi has been good enough to pamper me non stop. And I don't mean Pampers diapers. Get your minds out of the gutter, people! Kathi has been wanting to do more, but I won't let her. I don't want her to catch this stuff.

Sixth. I know who I caught this from and they know who they are. As of right now, they have the top five spots on my bad list. Just wait. I'm coming up with a real doozy come back for them.

Seventh. Did you know that if you use NyQuil enough night that it starts to taste pretty good? Tonight, I am thinking of trying it with a lime twist. Or maybe use it as a glaze on chicken.

Eighth. I would swear that I can hear what's going on down the street. It is like I have a baby monitor in my head. Maybe a foil hat would help?

Ninth. I think that my nose is growing. I thought that I had Karl Maulden's nose the other day. If I could maybe just turn it upside down I wouldn't have to use so much Kleenex. Oh yeah, I'm going to be rich! Lots and lots of Kleenex.

So, I'm sorry that I have been lacking in the writing department. I will try to write when I feel a little better. I just have not felt that great. And I would hate for others to catch this crude. So while I'm typing I'm wearing rubber gloves and one of them paper mask things. When you get done reading this, disinfect your computer.

So, I'll leave you all to it. It's about time to go find some more chicken soup.
Yep, chicken soup for breakfast. Goes good with DayQuil.

2 comments:

  1. I am glad to see you felt good enough to sit upright and use your hands for something other than holding Kleenex! Feel better!!!

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  2. Thanks, I am feeling just a bit better. I may have to start bootlegging NyQuil. It also gives you some awsome dreams.

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